Anonymous asked: A mushroom woman. Are my lamella not enticing?

Anonymous asked: Are you prepared to make love to a mushroom woman.
A what.
damn right
perfect
dreams do come true
wow RUDE AS FUCK
:( ….
WELL FUCK YOU TOO

Baby I know.
(Source: lionessjenna, via tearitar)
Dashing all of my hopes against rocks now? ;-;
Why won’t you love me?Don’t look at me with those semicolon eyes.
I will never love you.
Ever.
Ever.;-;
;-;
;-;
;-;
But Maestroooooooooooo
You were looking at my ass, remember?
You can’t win old man
old man
old

Dashing all of my hopes against rocks now? ;-;
Why won’t you love me?
Don’t look at me with those semicolon eyes.
I will never love you.
Ever.
Ever.
(Source: askmaestro)
Anonymous asked: Out of character... What does the real Maestro look like?
